That Contra reboot game just looks…ugh

Konami partnered with Tencent

So you may have heard of Tencent, that company seemingly bent on global domination of multiple industries, including your vidjas (want to know something crazy? It owns 48% of Epic Games!).

Since Konami loves money, it has partnered up with the company, bringing Contra Mobile to a device near you! Wait, what? Yeah, I said Contra Mobile, a fully dedicated passion project that reboots the original game in a total loving and not manipulative way.*

_{*Who am I kidding. It’s a cash grab and will probably feature microtransactions. Stay tuned for the Pachinko machine line!}