Tekken 6 to be updated, I pay tens of thousands of dollars to suck

The arcade version of Tekken 6 is slated for an update in Japan this December. GamePro (via SD Tekken) is reporting that the update, called Bloodline Rebellion, will debut at the Amusement Show on September 20th in Tokyo. I’m sure it will be greeted with great applause and several hours of frantic play.

I’ve always been terrible at fighting games, but I enjoy pushing buttons and acting like I know what to do. Tekken 6 has yet to make itself available on the PlayStation 3, despite the game being created with the console in mind. I’ve emailed the developer Namco at least 57 times about the upcoming release, but they have ignored me completely. Perhaps it’s my subject of “I <3 Raven” that gets me blocked by their mighty spam filters.

Regardless of my attempts, feel free to import the machine whenever it comes out. I heard the going rate is fairly cheap these days. In fact, I think I’ll have a couple to debut in the next time we show our rooms to you.