Target will create your Xbox Live account for $99

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According to “helpful sources,” retail chain Target is preparing to make a killing off the uneducated and lazy people of America — meaning they’re going to make a very big killing indeed. The gossip suggests that Target will soon be offering a full game console installation service — including account creation — for $99.

The “Video Game Setup” deal will include the following services, all of which you can do yourself easily:

  • Connection to TV/home theater
  • Console configuration
  • Enabling of parental controls on request
  • Wireless router setup
  • Registration of up to five online accounts
  • PC setup to allow content streaming

I don’t even blame Target for doing this. If there are people out there willing to pay just under a hundred bucks because they are stupid or bone-idle, then I say Target is free to exploit that as much as possible. 

Target To Offer $99 “Video Game Setup” Service [Kotaku]

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