Team17 and Sassy Chap Games have announced that Date Everything – the game in which you date everything – will be released on October 24, 2024. It’s coming to Xbox Series X|S, PS5, Switch, and PC.
As someone who likes to live under the illusion that everybody likes them, I’m pretty excited for Date Everything. I’ve been elbow-deep into quite a few dating sims in my time, but I can’t say I’ve dated a towel. In reality or in video games. Date Everything lets you live that fantasy by setting you loose in an apartment full of dateable furniture. I hope my couch loves me as much as I love it.
The trailer also shows off more dateable objects, er… characters. This includes Shelly the Shelf and Doug the Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread. You can even date the text box, for some reason. I throw words at people, too! We’d have so much in common!
Date Everything is coming to Xbox Series X|S, PS5, Switch, and PC on October 24, 2024.
