If you pre-order at GameStop…
In case you had any doubt about Lara Croft being a terrible person, in Rise of the Tomb Raider, her latest adventure, the sociopathic archaeologist has the ability to use chickens as explosives.
Rather than use, say, an inanimate grenade like a normal, sane person, Lara apparently prefers strapping munitions to living, breathing creatures and watching them die fiery deaths.
The hilarious and disturbing ability isn’t available in the standard game; it’s part of a GameStop pre-order bonus package, which includes a gun, outfit, and other abilities that do not involve poultry.
Rise of the Tomb Raider is slated to launch on Xbox 360 and Xbox One in just over three weeks, on November 10. Due to an exclusivity agreement between Microsoft and Square Enix, the PC and PlayStation 4 versions will be coming later, releasing in early 2016 and next fall, respectively.
