Pok?mon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire ad probably isn’t FAA compliant

Those pocket monsters sure are adorable, though

Recommended Videos

Look, kid — there’s a lot of work that goes into flying somewhere. All your liquids have to be in a tiny bag, your seat needs to turn into a flotation device in the event of a water landing, and there has to be plenty of ginger ale aboard. You can’t just hop on a Pokémon and “take adventure to new heights.”

Well, technically you can, but there’s gonna be some ‘splaining to do when you get back on the ground.

About The Author
Brett Makedonski
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away. So y'all go rest y'all souls, 'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads. Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...
More Stories by Brett Makedonski