Play Castle Crashers well, win a golden Xbox 360

Having finally surpassed 2 million players on Castle Crashers (Xbox LIVE Arcade), you would think that maybe The Behemoth would take a break from the game — just for a little while. Poppycock! No, the company is throwing a contest with ridiculous swag instead.

The top 100 Weekly Ranked Arena players on January 28 will have the opportunity to battle it out, one-on-one-elimination style. Those matches are to take place on February 5, and everyone gets a prize.

First place scores a gold-plated Xbox 360, second nabs a Castle Crashers-themed 360 Elite, and third walks away with 250 squishy chickens. Honestly, that last one sounds like the best to me. So many possibilities. All of them squishy.