Irrational stingy with the BioShock: Infinite screenshots

Here are four new BioShock: Infinite screenshots. Yes, fewer than you can count on one hand, unless Matt Groening drew you. 

Alright, look — I want BioShock: Infinite yesterday. You know what? I’d settle for today, Irrational. How’s that for a compromise? See, I’m willing to work with you here. What’s that? I can’t have it until next year, so I should take these four screenshots and stop complaining because you don’t owe me anything? 

Oh. I guess you’re right. And these screenshots sure are pretty… I guess I can wait.