Society!
Pregame Discharge will never reach the point of including or implying symbolism because that is the language of cowards. Instead, we’ll stick to the news that today features the following:
- Nintendo had a Nintendo Direct
- Definitely not checking why Toad and Mario Kart were trending on Twitter!
- Loot box stupidity and criminal activity!
Toad has been met with a terrible, terrible fate. However, on the topic of symbolism, thankfully our own Lyle Wrath has yet to reach the equivalent of being compared to a president’s penis — at least not yet anyway. Then again… Imagine the branding possibilities!
So, while I still have you here and that image is sitting in your head: I’m gonna attempt to coax Lyle back into his cage with the soothing sounds of pop punk, alcoholic beverages, and a new supply of snow globes for him to shatter and then later consume the liquid from off the floor.
Discharged question of the week:
What is your favorite word that starts with R?
Published: Sep 19, 2018 07:00 pm