Friday Night Fights – Lucky Jed

Game with the Zettasuckstoid Community!

Huge thanks to our very lovely, very sexy, very Australian: Nekro. He gave us the beautiful header you see above. Jed, normally you’re pretty fuckable. Times you by four and animu you though? Me-fucking-ow. Fist me Mr. Whitaker. Fist me long, and fist me hard. Be the fist of my north star. Let me feel the marvel of your iron fist. Slap another fist reference in here and then slap my ass.

My word. Is it getting hot in here? Sorry folks, I got carried away. Anyway, did you guys know that OverlordZetta and Malthor suck and are liars? It’s true. Richard Grieco took a break from the Ed Hardy boutique he works at to tell me so. I mean c’mon now, would this face lie?

Only if you’re an underage girl with a case of Zima, and a fondness of the late 80s. So yeah, with the truth out of the way, let’s fight!

New to FNF? Read this! Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It’s a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself!

The planning for FNF used to start in the forums, where community members signed up to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Now, every Monday, posts go up in the community blogs where you sign up and it’s all kept up thanks to a dedicated group of volunteers. I then recap it all here on Friday, on the front page to give it a bit more exposure.

To join in, simply send a friend request to the match host! If you’d rather host something yourself, sound off in the comments section below!

Tonight’s Games:

• Killed First, Sexed Last: Werewolves and Love
  Host: Mr Andy Dixon (GT: Mr Andy Dixon)
  Time: 8pm PST | 11pm EST

Check the XBOX FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

• Call of Duty: Black Ops Tres
  Host: Some buttface (PSN: ThDefenstrator)
  Time: 12am PST | 3am EST

• Tom Clancy’s: Clancy Tom – The Division: Clancy
  Host: The best dick you’ll ever get (PSN: MickGuerrera)
  Time: 12am PST | 3am EST

• PvZ: Garden Warfare Dos
  Host: Some buttface (PSN: ThDefenstrator)
  Time: 2am PST | 5am EST

Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

• Basement Tails
  Host: Nekro (PSN: NekroDungeon)
  Time: 3pm PST | 6pm EST

Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

• I do nothing but qpost about Pokken
  Host: StriderHoang (NID: Striderhoang)
  Time: 4pm PST | 7pm EST

Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

• The Writers (NSFW)
  Host: Smurfee McGee (NID: 4828-3774-2570)
  Time: 7pm PST | 10pm EST

Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

•  Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon Shitty
  Host: Mike Effin Martin (Steam: Pheral Phallus)
  Time: 11pm PST | 2am EST

• Team Fortress 2 (Early Game)
  Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
  Time: 5pm PST | 8pm EST

• Team Fortress 2 (Late Game)
  Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
  Time 9pm PST | 12am EST

Check out the PC FNF Blog for more info!

Free this weekend? Why not sign up to host something for Weekend Warriors?! It’s like Friday Night Fights all weekend long! Sign up in the comments or Forum thread if you’re interested!

Saturday:

• Street Fighter V/Resident Evil 6 (PS4)
  Host: Mike Martin (PSN: MickGuerrera)
  Time: Off and on. Hit me up.

Sunday:

• PvZ: GW2 (PS4)
  Host: Mike Martin (Steam: Pheral Phallus)
  Time: Off and on. Hit me up

Check out the Weekend Warriors thread for more info!

Want your channel featured here? Sign up in the Monday blog!

• Mon, Tues, Wed, Fri, Sat (Every week) – Games (PS4)
  Host: GrumpyDad813 (Youtube, NOT TWITCH)
  Time: 4pm PST | 7pm EST (Mon – Wed) – Fri: 7pm PST | 10pm EST – Sat: 6pm PST | 9pm EST
• I think Thursday & Saturday I’ll do Agar.io streams if ya’ll wanna join those.

• Remember folks, hosts with a * by their name are streaming! Click the game title for the link