Fallout cookbook will remove the necessity to eat that irradiated rat

Now with 100% less cannibalism

We all know how it is. Sometimes you come home from a hard day’s scavenging, open the fridge and what’s staring at you? Oh boy, roaches and glass. Again. Well, now you can shake up that tired old menu with a new release from publisher Insight Editions; Fallout: The Vault-Dweller’s Official Cookbook.

This 192-page tome with give you all the guidance you need to whip up a feast for you and your fellow post-apocalyptic survivors. Distill a glass of Nuka-Cola and whip up a plate of Braised Deathclaw Steak. Put together a bowl of Blamco Mac ‘n’ Cheese, or share a Nuka-Cola ice-cream float with that special Piper in your life.

There’s 78 recipes in all, including appetisers, soups, mains, desserts and drinks for your own Wasteland cocktail part and show those snobs in Tenpenny Tower what real class is. You can pre-order Fallout: The Vault-Dweller’s Official Cookbook now, ahead of its October 23 release. So go grab a copy, and soon, all your friends will know that it isn’t just the scorpions that are rad!