Eevee can be whatever you want her to be

New Pok?mon jazz number by Random Encounters

Last month, Nintendo revealed Eevee’s newest evolution for Pokémon X / Y, Sylveon. No doubt the versatile critter has been on many a Poké-maniacs mind since then.

What we’ve all been unknowingly waiting for was for someone to make a video about a jazz lounge singer dressed up in Eevee fur and singing about how “adaptable” she can be. “Needlemouse: The Musical” creative team Random Encounters took that job and produced “The Eevee Song,” which blurs the line between human-Pokémon relationships further than ever before.

Also, Jynx looks like a gimp and Magikarp like a giant vagina.

The Eevee Song: A Pokemon Jazz Number (Feat. Dodger) [YouTube]