Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut … in the coffee

When review copies get messy

A box arrived for me today, and I had a good idea of what it was. Not only was I expecting Deadly Premonition: Director’s Cut to arrive today, the package absolutely stank of raw coffee and toothpaste. It could only be one thing. 

Unfortunately, the box also rattled tremendously when shaken, leading me to suspect I was to fish my game out of a load of coffee beans. 

Yes. That’s what I had to do. 

The things I do for love. 

How to review Deadly Premonition: Director’s Cut

1: Observe Box. Curse Life.

2: Pour.

3. Pour.

4. Splat!

5. Create Beany Monument.