Still a better dad than Goku
I thought the hype was nothing but bluster. I thought the critics were wrong. I thought, for a fleeting second, that You Were Never Really Here was going to be unable to live up to both its potential and overwhelming praise.
But bloody hell is it a damn good movie, one of the best of the year; like a violence-fueled amalgamation of Drive and Taxi Driver with Joaquin Phoenix delivering a typically powerful performance.
Oh yeah, and God of War came out and turned out to be one of the best exclusives around, on any system.
Also, I apologise for how untimely this blog is. I have been trying to juggle so much as of late, CotW fell pretty hard and fast on my “to-do” list. I’ve been so busy, I haven’t really had much time to get into God of War and despite a few gripes with the camera, overall it is easily a shoe-in for my game of the year list – even if it’s the only new game I have played this year (besides Super Mario Odyssey) to actually be outstanding.
Anyhoo, enough downer stuff, let’s talk about you…or those of you who I like enough to put on the list at least.
Game and Watch this trailer for Kingdom Hearts III mini-games
Linkle, Lana and more appear in this Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition trailer
TheLimoMaker: You want memes? Because that’s how you get memes.
GOG is running a sale on its most-wishlisted games
TheLimoMaker: That is profoundly silly, I hope you have a good day at the Ministry.
The Star Wars Battlefront II loot box fiasco single-handedly shifted EA’s approach to monetization
TheLimoMaker: So many British comedy references, so little time.
TheLimoMaker: It all started when I relapsed with Battlefield 1…
Castlevania: Grimoire of Souls announced for iOS devices
TheLimoMaker: I am still amped to play Silent Hill: Battle Royale.
New Full Metal Panic! Fight! Who Dares Wins trailer may as well spoil the whole anime
TheLimoMaker: Always remember who best girl is.
Dark Souls Remastered and the Solaire amiibo have been delayed on Switch
TheLimoMaker: Oh I get it, it’s a Marvel reference!
TheLimoMaker: The blight of Dark Souls rears its head again.
BioWare boss talks how Anthem will address the failures of Mass Effect: Andromeda
TheLimoMaker: Next they’ll make Respawn work on a third-person horror game.
TheLimoMaker: Lovely imagery.
Originally Zelda: Breath of the Wild had a much darker look
TheLimoMaker: Frank seems like a cool dude.
Activision has reportedly dropped the single-player campaign from Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
TheLimoMaker: Give them to me in my veins!
TheLimoMaker: I’ve seen the one about the plumber and the farm-girl one too many times though.
TheLimoMaker: Black Ops had a couple of really solid campaigns too.
Reflecting on the recent history and future of the collectathon platformer
TheLimoMaker: That image makes Ubisoft executives stiff at the sight of it.
Get a better look at Microsoft’s new granular avatar system by way of a leaked video
TheLimoMaker: I wear a floral dress on hot days…now I just need a replacement arm.
EA is reportedly working on a Battlefield battle royale
TheLimoMaker: I am with you there, comrade.
David Leitch signs on to direct The Division movie
TheLimoMaker: That is the look of a man who has seen the Assassin’s Creed movie.
The Netherlands has declared some loot boxes as gambling
TheLimoMaker: Huh, science and shit.
Director Cory Barlog uploads emotional reaction video to God of War scores
TheLimoMaker: I am evidently not a nice guy.
Nintendo Labo replacement parts won’t break the bank
TheLimoMaker: Like Nintendo need a regular fortune.
TheLimoMaker: That smile will haunt me forever.
TheLimoMaker: I look forward to God of War 2 on the PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 2.
Uhh, I guess there’s a new Doom movie…?
TheLimoMaker: I genuinely guffawed at that. That is one damn long advertisement.
That’s it from me here, folks. I’m hoping that, when my next edition rolls around, my deadlines will all be sorted and I can finally rest up for the long stretch of work over the summer.
That means QPosts will be back! Hooray!
I hope you all have a lovely day.
Published: May 3, 2018 06:00 pm