Art Hawk talks Grand Theft Auto

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His voice is annoying

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There was an episode of Talking to Women about Videogames a while back that got screwed up when it started to rain, requiring that we abruptly end the episode without a proper resolution. That’s why Art Hawk (also known as Artimus Hawkins from the famous Snail Trails Gamecube commercial) was born. Art Hawk can end anything. He even ended the creation of his own show, all before it had really begun.

Tobbii Karlsson helped me put together a pilot episode for a Art Hawk spin off show a while back, but it never went anywhere because we weren’t happy with it. Or so I thought. After working hard on the Podtoid Wiki for days straight, Tobbii apparently became so delirious that he wanted to upload it.

OK, sure. So I guess I should post it on Destructoid? It’s hard to say. Either way, here you go. This episode is about Grand Theft Auto. I hope you can handle it.


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Destructoid Contributor - Jonathan Holmes has been a media star since the Road Rules days, and spends his time covering oddities and indies for Destructoid, with over a decade of industry experience "Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes