Alan Wake, Perfect Dark Avatar clothing hits XBL

Has Microsoft’s insipid MS Points system left you with some spare fake cash that is utterly useless on its own? Good! Some new Avatar gear is hitting Xbox Live Marketplace today, allowing gamers with too much money and not enough sense the opportunity to wear Alan Wake or Perfect Dark themed clothing. 

It’s almost as if you are paying Microsoft for the privilege of advertising its games. Amazing!

I’m astounded Microsoft continues with this stuff. That must mean Avatar stuff actually sells really well, and that’s just terrible. Who are the insane troglodytes who buy that stuff!?

[Via AceyBongos’ Twitter]