Here’s Dead or Alive Paradise’s special edition

Dead or Alive Paradise is, inexplicably, getting a special edition, and this is what it looks like. This is what you can get if you like masturbating over things that aren’t real. We know that’s what you like doing. 

The pictured disc is a soundtrack, and next to it is the “secret photo book” full of photos that we are guessing will be secret. The goodies come in that box to the right, which features Kasumi and the weirdest set of bikini knickers we’ve ever seen. Why is there a big gaping hole in her pants? 

And why is every Dead or Alive story always so f*cking stupid?

Something’s Missing From Kasumi’s DOA Paradise Boxart Bikini [Andria Sang]