I’ll tell it to you straight, just like I did yesterday. There’s nothing going on. It’s just Brad and I in the office, and there’s nothing going on at all. New Year’s Day is the worst day ever for writing about videogames. It’s easily worse than yesterday, and definitely worse than Christmas Eve or even Christmas Day. There’s no spirit and energy behind anything that anyone does on this waste of a day. Hell, you’re probably putting little to no effort into reading our work today. I don’t blame you.
Speaking of a total lack of spirit and energy, here’s a horrendous video to entertain you until we find something else to blog about. Never has Ash Ketchum looked more jank than he does in this video. Look at his face! Ash, Pikachu and beloved Japanese character Doraemon hop about town (what?), killing horrible CG wannabes of the more popular Pokemon. And that’s it. Oh, well, Doraemon gets gang raped. There’s that.
You will feel your brain shrinking while watching this. I’m actually dumber than I was before watching this. Despite how stupid this video was, I can definitively say that this is as good as it gets when it comes to games blogs on New Year’s Day.
Sorry.
