Chuck E. Cheese getting a glorified minigame collection

I’m informing you that Chuck E. Cheese’s Party Games! is being developed by UFO Interactive Games for a few reasons: 1) I like titles that encourage me to yell, 2) I wanted to reuse Conrad’s incredible photo, and 3) nothing has ever been so deserving of our coveted 4:00 AM time slot in the history of mankind.

Yes, folks — this is really happening. What’s more, the words “party games” will almost certainly be conveniently placed on the game’s box in loud, obnoxious font meaning Chuck E. Cheese’s Party Games! will be a commercial success. This is the world we live in.

In case you hadn’t guessed already, this is bound for a release on Wii and DS. The press release kindly informs us that we’ll get to “play with the King of Cool himself.” You heard it here first, guys: Steve McQueen is now confirmed for Chuck E. Cheese’s Party Games!.