Black Friday: Here’s what Kmart’s selling

Black Friday is almost upon that, that dread day when human dignity shrinks to the size of an ant’s testicle and Americans all over the country seem to take pride in the fact that they’ve imitated wild apes and fought over things that they don’t even really want. Yep, good times for all! Here’s what Kmart’s selling.

The highlights of Kmart’s Black Friday deals include DSi bundles for $170, Left 4 Dead 2 at $40 and an Xbox Elite bundled with three games for $299. Plenty of stuff to take a look at, so peruse the scans provided by Kotaku for the full skinny.

Now I’m going to go back to building my Black Friday protection bunker. See you on the other side!