Silent Hill 3’s Heather Mason is coming to gloom up your mantlepiece

Robbie is done with your Funko Pop shit

Merch-maker Numskull has announced the next statue in the company’s Silent Hill range — And second in the lineup of nightmarish creatures and dream warriors comes a particular fan favorite, in the form of Silent Hill 3 protagonist Heather Mason.

The tortured and traumatized young hero — forced to step up and face her fears and her own destiny when trouble comes a’callin — is the latest release in Numskull’s burgeoning range based on the skin-crawling Konami franchise. The PVC statue, which stands around 10 inches tall, depicts Ms. Mason in her classic casual clothing, packing heat and dramatically wiping a cut on her delicate face. Heather’s base features a visual motif stylized after the Happy-go-Doomy locale of Lakeside Amusement Park, and is complete with an appearance by its creepy mascot, Robbie the Rabbit.

Heather will make for a wonderful companion to Numskull’s previously released Bubble Head Nurse statue, as dedicated Silent Hill fans slowly turn their lounge mantle into a menagerie of nightmares. What’s next in the range? Who knows? But I’m sure hoping for a life-size, crazy-eyed Eileen head to block up my kitchen doorway. Wouldn’t that be a fun conversation piece?

Whatever we get, Numskull’s Silent Hill range is an attractive and (relatively) affordable way to pay tribute to one of horror gaming’s most iconic franchises. For interested parties, the Silent Hill 3 Heather Mason statue is available to pre-order now over on the Numskull website, retailing for around £100 (or roughly $130 USD). The statue is expected to ship in September 2023.