Terrifying Pikachu freak woman is terrifying: Meet Pikabellechu

Jesus Christ. The above picture is quite possibly everything that is wrong in the world condensed into one horrific, shameless sea of yellow. Dear readers, I bring you Pikabellechu — a 32-year-old Pikachu obsessive who has secured her membership in the Guinness World Records. Now try and even SEE her in that image, camouflaged as she is by her own absurdity.

The self-confessed “Pikaholic” owns over 8,000 Pikachu-themed items, has a yellow car named the Pikabug and has a copyrighted line of Disney princes/Pokémon mash up costumes known as PokéWomon Princess Creations. F*cking Hell!

“I attend many anime conventions, car shows and do lots of events for children,” explains Pikabellechu. “Official Pokémon Events, Birthday parties, School events and so on mostly as the Pokémon Character Ash cause I can do his voice dead on … I am also a cartoonist and paint many murals around my town and teach children art classes at a local craft store.”

As I write this, I have been sick into a little bag roughly eight times. I’ve seen some God damned creepy sh*t in my time on the Internet, and this definitely ranks among the top seventy. But you know, her heart’s in the right place and she clearly makes children very happy.

I just wouldn’t let her near my children.