Attention everyone who is buying Left 4 Dead: I have dibs on Zoey

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Left 4 Dead has been out for a few days now and no doubt many of you have been plowing through hordes of the undead. I adore anything that has to do with zombies and have long planned out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.

I highly respect my fellow editors and would make sure they all were safe during the inevitable day when the dead rise back from their graves, as per my plans. So I’m very happy to see that Anthony, Jim and Conrad all choose Bill, Louis and Francis, respectively. For had they picked my beloved Zoey, well, the sh*t would have hit the fan.

I have dibs on Zoey.

Zoey clearly offers up something the other characters don’t and I believe I’m the only one who truly sees Zoey for the amazing character that she is. Hit the jump to see why I have dibs on Zoey.

It really turns me on watching Zoey get forced on to the ground and mauled everytime. Yeah, that’s pretty much my only reason. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup. 

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