E3 08: Sega Blowout: Golden Axe: Beast Rider

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The Sega Blowout continues with Golden Axe: Beast Rider and a small selection of new screens. As you can see, the game’s goal is to gawp at the very sexy, half-naked lady who is nowhere near properly dressed for battle. She looks damn good though, and I have a beast for her ride if she wants.

I am talking about my genitals.

There’s not been much buzz about Beast Rider so far, but I’m hoping for a solid action experience. Maybe not mind blowing, but some sword swinging, monster steering fun. Who can ask for more?

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