Just dollops them all over you…
Magicka 2, one of the best games ever to make you lose all of your friends, has received a free update.
For those who don’t know, Magicka’s combat revolves around typing in spells. Each letter corresponds with a different element, and mixing them will produce new effects (like mixing fire and water will make a steam spell).
The latest update adds in some new type combinations: mixing water and air will make an ice spell, whereas mixing water and death (which isn’t what we’d consider an element, but it’s fantasy so shush) will give you poison. Considering how many different interactions between spells there are, the new additions add “millions of new spells”, according to Paradox.
You can watch the trailer up above, but it all seems a bit pointless to me. ARSE bombs are the best spell in the game, and no one can tell me otherwise. God bless my big, exploding ARSE.