These Assassin’s Creed Mega Bloks were ‘designed with adult collectors in mind’

Hey, kids, wanna stab?

Brett told us about the Assassin’s Creed Mega Bloks only to totally leave us hanging now that the toys are viewable online. Never did trust that guy. Makedonski? Obviously a phony last name.

Anyway, yes, Ubisoft has posted images and details of the Construction Sets, which it says are “designed with adult collectors in mind” (but will be tempting to kids, all the same). They range from $9.99 all the way up to $49.99, in the case of the Black Flag ship, and are now available.

Toys based on mature properties are a little weird but, come to think of it, Kenner’s Mantis Alien was my favorite possession growing up. Still would be to this day had I not lost the damn thing.

Assassin’s Creed Partners Up with MEGA Bloks [Ubisoft]

What dramatic music for a video about designing toys.